Welcome to the home page of the Krewe of CRUDE The most fun you can have with (some) clothes on.
Our credo:
Nemo repente fuit turpissimus
The Krewe of C.R.U.D.E. is one of 16-1/2 sub-krewes of the world famous Krewe du Vieux. We are dedicated to insuring that CRUDE behavior, CRUDE displays, and CRUDE humor are forever a part of Mardi Gras in New Orleans. Krewe of C.R.U.D.E. and Krewe du Vieux preserve the historical spirit of Mardi Gras by parading through the French Quarter with mule-drawn floats and featuring the finest traditional New Orleans brass bands.
Captain Joe 
Captain Jack
Bonhomme Richard
A few of the usual schlongs